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It's not a date tonight.
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Categories: unapologetic
Statuses: Updating
Every time I have a date with a pretty girl, my best friend comes and messes it up. When I'm locked in the house and can't get out, my best friend will text me, "Stay away from her!" That's my girl. No matter what, I'm not going to let her get away! One thing after another, I keep getting screwed, but I'm not a vegetarian, and no matter if it's a man or a ghost, you can't stop me from going out with a pretty girl!